Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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