i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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