But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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