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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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