Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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