I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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