You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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