Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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