Do vagina's smell?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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