Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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