In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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