She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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