But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You are the jesus of drinking
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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