Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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