Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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