you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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