OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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