If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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