Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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