well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
How does it feel to date your dad?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
