you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome