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  Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  P.S. I can't hear my feet

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.

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• (209): View more from California

  Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.

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• (805): View more from California

  I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog

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  I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.

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