I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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