you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.