P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.