I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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