I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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