i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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