We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
