the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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