I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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