Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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