He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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