I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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