Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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