Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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