she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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