So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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