So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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