hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
one two three fourrrrnication!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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