That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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