Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
