i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Randomize
