Me too!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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