Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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