She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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