they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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