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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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