dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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