I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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