i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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