Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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