I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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