i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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