I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
There's always time for handjobs
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I believe in your delicious
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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