worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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